HIGH SCHOOL CLUNKER
Saturday morning, there's a clear blue sky
Took my high school clunker for a ride
Just to ride it around town
I drove it only for a minute or two
When something suddenly went boom
And the car, it practically broke down
My daddy bought this car from a bum
All for 200 bucks and a pack of gum
I think he found it in the junkyard
It's the tenth time that it stalled just this week
And I just noticed there's an antifreeze leak
Why couldn't my dad get me a new car?
But when I took it out for the first time
I noticed it had no stereo
No CD, no cassette, no 8 track player
Like it was built without a radio
I needed to destroy this car someway
My dad'll get me a better car someday
I gotta get it totaled and wrecked
This piece of shit can go to hell
It can only get 5 miles to the gal
And it's impossible for them to inspect
So I had a plan to take it out
And drive it off it's original route
It'll hit a tree and the engine will stammer
And I'll jump out so I won't get hammered (…like Johnny)
So I drove it out onto the highway
Drove it near the nearest Chevrolet
I drove it off the road and I bailed
The high school special slammed into a tree
When I got home I was happy as could be
Until I found out my plan had failed
Now my dad wants me to pay off the debt
And I know that he won't forget
Now I feel like such an ass
But I don't need to save any money for gas
I should've listened to Krazy King
But his driver's ed class was so boring
My dad won't get another car for me
And now I'm stuck driving my mom's SUV
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