GREETINGS FROM BUMBLEFUCK, USA
Who can live in such a small town?
Nothing to do, everyone tries to bring you down
House after house after house after house
The only place where the people are less than cows
And the few people there are, I can't stand
Some I'd just like to beat with my bare hands
Jocks, druggies, losers, and morons
And half the chicks here are fake blondes
Chorus: Who can really live like this?
This will be a place that I won't miss
Living in a small town can really suck
Could you help me get out of Bumblefuck?
The rivaling town is 2 towns over
This town is full of no good poseurs
Friday night, out come all the boozers
Don't they know they're gonna grow to be losers?
Chorus
What's here besides houses and a school?
Preppies, wiggers, wannabes, and tools
Wisdom comes from a bumper sticker I once read
And here's what that bumper sticker said:
"You know, for a small town, this one sure has a lot of ASSHOLES"
Chorus
I can't really live like this
This will be a place that I won't miss
Living in a small town really sucks
GET ME THE HELL OUT OF BUMBLEFUCK
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